Sometimes III

I always love to do the "Sometimes" posts. I figured it had been a while, so it was OK to do another one. Shout out to Val! Here we go...

Sometimes...  you move your arm quickly when putting on your sweatshirt, and your loose, flabby, granny, sag arm (did you see the pic on the "immediate gratification" entry?!?!) slaps against your body...loudly!

Sometimes...  I wonder if I could talk YC into also acting as my alarm clock. There are people who have trainers who come and actually get them up in the morning...right?

Sometimes...  you go back and read all of the comments people have left on your blog, and have a good laugh/cry.

Sometimes...  I want to dance with Ellen!

Sometimes...  it takes you until you are 35.5 to find something you really love, and are really excited about doing

Sometimes...  you hear the phrase "that makes my vagina boil" and feel you must adopt it as one of your own, immediately. Then you realize a gay guy said it, and you love it even more.

Sometimes...  you're a little nervous about cookie day with your sisters and nieces. You know it will be one of your biggest tests of will, but wouldn't skip that fun for anything in the world!

Sometimes...  you are standing at the cabinet at the gym finishing up your weightlifting paperwork when your iPod gets trapped between your FUPA and the cabinet, and the volume shoots up at such a rate that it almost deafens you.

Sometimes...  you realize you won't (hopefully!!) have to have a "fat intervention" around the holidays this year, and that makes you happy.

Sometimes...  you're a thirty-five year old with a babysitter.

Sometimes...  you wish knitting counted as cardio

Sometimes...  your body is a festival of stretch marks. It kind of looks like you tried to grow a baby in your upper arms and/or pancake boobs. Sexy.

Sometimes...  other people believe in you more than you believe in yourself...and you realize it is about time you catch up.

Sometimes...  you are shocked (and love it so much) when so many people join in on your mission, so you don't have to do it all by yourself!